3 Consoles, One War, It's A Threesome anyway you look at it

I couldn't resist. While browsing through Gizmodo.com I couldn't help but notice one of the greatest accessories for the ipod ever made.
NACHO LIBRE skins. They're the fugliest things in town, but don't they look snazzy?


Admit it, you know you want one to show off to all your buddies!

okay, on to today's adventure. life is increasingly depressing. it's like a huge stress to the left and a huge stress to the right. can't a guy relax these days? apparently not without spending a couple of G's here and there.

so the last 2 days, my free 1-yr subscription to Electronic Gaming Monthly arrived. I received May, June and July's issue's all in 2 days. Oh, FYI, there was some website that was handing out free 1yr subs to anyone who signed up about a month ago. free stuff right? i used to be an avid reader of EGM way back in the old days.
it was a good read, but then it became washed out with all these new writers and you know how things tend to go with new writers. then the art direction and magazine layout took a new road and i just stopped reading EGM's garbage. with the advent of RSS feeds and all that stuff and Mozilla Firefox (tabbed viewing) who needs magazines anymore right?
i found the news on the net before the magazines ever published the news. by the time the magazine hits your hands, the news is OLD news.

i have 3 issues. wtf am i supposed to do with them? i took a skin of july's issue featuring call of duty 3 on the cover and the mag just sucks. the only column worth reading is and always will be seanbaby's column in the back. he tackles the best stuff. who else is going to be brave enough to review barbie and olsen twins games?

guess i have something to use as toilet reading now eh, instead of the old playboy and penthouse mags* (like you'd even read)

how about the new console wars hmm? in the ring we have xbox360 vs. wii vs ps3. another 3 consoles, another bloody war on the horizon. bloody? hardly. im gonna just go out and shoot. Nintendo's going to come out on top. Wii will win. (3 W's, freakyyy) Why? There are many reasons.

1. Lower pricetag
2. Virtual Console (NES/SNES/N64/TurboGrafx/Genesis...etc...)
3. GameCube compatibility
4. Innovative controller
5. Everybody wants to try it
6. Super Smash Bros. Brawl (need I say more?)



here's the reasons why ps3 will suck balls:

1. $500 and $600 pricetags? FUCK NO
2. high development costs
3. you want high rez graphics? 360 can do just the same...
4. gta 4 no longer exclusive (admit sony, gta sold ps2s singlehandedly)
5. no rumble (swapping a motion sensor for rumble? good job sony)
6. i dont need a blu-ray player. my dvds work just fine
7. ken kutarugi and kaz hirai are idiots
8. this thing is a behemoth. people made fun of the xbox for being big. this thing is HUGE!
9. sony, you just suck


hello, my name is ps3 (love the originality dontcha?) and i like stealing ideas (like my motion sensor in controller) and calling it innovative! *bows* i'm also so gargantuous that i am hogging all this space on this blog post.


this might increase appeal for the ps3. mmmm....sandwich

and the xbox 360. it can just sit in the corner and screw itself with it's so called "bruce-lee" inspired case.


i'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my controller, too sexy for bill gates...

*if you really thought i have playboy and penthouse mags, go and smack yourself. but i won't deny having a few issues of stuff magazine the occasional cosmo**.

**please note the name of this blog. thank you.