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genius did the unthinkable. He compiled all the PS3 eBay sluts onto one website. It's a shame that PS3s on ebay are dipping in the gray market. What happened to women being sick and tired of being portrayed as slutty hos and bitches? Well, apparently it was a lie. Women love money. PS3 = money. So even if you're fuckin ugly, you'd still go and buy a PS3 and then use your sex appeal (most of the ones on the site don't even have it...) to sell you one. Sure they're mostly just slutty bitches from hicksville, but I will post a few that were funny enough to be posted. Note, the "chicks" may be butt ugly, but hey it was funny.
Her room is that messy, and looks like she barely has any furniture, but she can afford a PS3?
Notice how there is some kind of liquor bottle near Call of Duty 3 (in the left) and how there are bud light cans used as decoration for her tree...oh wait...you couldn't see because of the big boobies right?
Hey Kutaragi, enjoying the view? (and 2 of the ugliest asian lesbos I've ever seen)
I knew the PS3 box was huge, but damn...that big? Either that or she's really skimpy..I mean shrimpy...
She was so desperate she went out and showed us her tits. Not even good tits at that. You slutty whore.
Because I cannot find a friggin hoster that lets you host tits. Here you go. The direct link:
Tit sellerThis girl is either the ugliest PS3 seller ever or she's a HE...
No fair...this girl is probably some hooker on the web...we want to see your real ugly self!!!
And this one just wins too. Because photoshopping a B/W pic and a PS3 box. Nice. Superb. You are the \/\/||\|Z012z
I saved the best for last. She, I would actually buy a PS3 from. $1 <--my high bid.
Some company is releasing a Wii Sports Pack. Wait what? ANOTHER Wii sports game? Not exactly. They're more like little plastic add-ons to snap your wii remote into and then make it feel more like a sport equipment. Take for example this one:
It's the BAT for the Wii Baseball. Um. Does that look familiar? Looks sort of like a baton stick that police officers carry. Well now you know what really bored college girls with no men in sight can get. Well it'll be mostly the lonely, depressed, ugly ones who fear commitment. Think about it. A dark boring night. Two lonely horny college girls. And there ya go. Instant dildo. Only bigger and more fun. If they get tired, they can always go into wii sports and play.
Or say this one, for tennis:
The tennis one can be used for ass spanking. Oh baby. Daddy wants some spanky spanky eh?